Strictly Adult !!

ok now this post is a small jingle i composed myself.Although it is not as dirty as a jingle can get, it still is quite dirty and the last part is vaguely gross...ok fine,its just plain gross..so i have warned u right before u start reading this..well, u are gonna read it anyway so go right ahead !!!

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Here it goes..


Human beings obsessed with sex,
And condoms made of latex,
Two facts of a sexy mixture,
Make coupling a daily fixture.

Men enamoured by a 36 breast,
Imaginations arent meant to rest,
Women wearing dresses low-cut,
Are Bras meant to cover their butt ?

Those lucky with a sumptuous booty,
Shake it like its their duty,
Watching letchers get their highs,
"Baby, could i get between those thighs ?"

Even ladies have their fantasy,
Someday that a man will see,
It isnt an unsurmountable chasm,
Between foreplay and orgasm.

All men have a common fear,
Is it large enough my dear ?
With what i have been endowed,
Will I,on my girl,pleasure bestow ?

A good carpenter never blames his tool,
12 inches aint always cool,
Performance counts in the middle of the heat,
Do it right or you're limp meat..

Bodies wrapped up in constriction,
Fluids flowing to reduce the friction,
From the pleasure there is no respite,
Till an eruption of milky white.


Exhausted,sated,bodies all wet,
Till next time,just give it a rest,
And for those of you who thought this was porn,
How the fuck do you think you were born ???