Not this time. I have had enough. Enough of what, you ask? Enough of this.
The new Wrigley's Doublemint AD.
I am not even linking it to youtube. Don't look it up. You'll thank me later.
I didn't think the DOCOMO Irritant singing-in-the-"Friendship Express" makes-me-tear-the-hair-out-of-head AD could be so easily and so quickly topped off my irritant no. 1 spot. But now I feel grateful that it was only preparing me for this. The first time I saw this ad and heard it (the significance of both happening together is indeed significant), was the first time I almost choked on my own vomit. Yes, it is that bad.
I think I'd prefer being choked to death while my feet are being kept in burning oil, someone is kicking me in the nuts with spiked boots and some-other-one is taking a hammer to my teeth, to watching that ad again.
Just so that you can be saved, let me repeat. It is THAT bad.