Steps to follow:
1) Come to read this blog (obviously)
2) Go to this link: Crystal Blur
3) Scroll down a little. Keep your eyes on the right side of the screen.
4) Clink on the various links that make up the Mahabharata Series and Rishyasringa Series.
5) Read them.
6) Laugh your ass off.
7) Come thank me....oops, that's not in fashion right now,sorry.
8) Curse me for defiling Hindu religion.